Screenplay "New Year's Eve"

Here comes another new year. Each of us wants to get into a fairy tale or at least see it.

Snow Maiden:It's New Year's Eve tonight. And it is on the New Year that various miracles happen. I have a magic wand. It will help us to look into the forest. Because today, all the animals in the forest are preparing for the New Year.
Christmas tree
The fairy tale never ends.
By the Christmas tree tonight.
The fairy tale begins.

Snow Maiden:
Father Christmas has to come.
To have fun with us.
It's been a while.
Did something happen?
Maybe my magic wand will help.
I'll wave one, I'll wave two,
I'll wave three.
Father Christmas, come here!
(Baba Yaga, disguised as Santa Claus)

Baba Yaga:
Here I am, Santa Claus!

Snow Maiden:
Is that Santa Claus?

Baba Yaga:
It's real!

Snow Maiden:
Why do you have a broom?

Baba Yaga:
And to clear the way to get to you quickly.

Snow Maiden:
Why don't you have a beard?

Baba Yaga:
I keep it in my pocket so I don't get wet on the road.

Snow Maiden:
Why do you have such long claws?

Baba Yaga:
And this is to fight with you ... No, no. Hug!

Snow Maiden:
No, you're not Santa Claus! I know Santa Claus well. He never carries a beard in his pocket. And he always says hello when he comes. You're not Santa Claus, you're Baba Yaga. You didn't even say hello to the kids!

Baba Yaga:
I didn't say hello! Hello! (takes off the coat of Santa Claus). I did not come to you with anger, but with good. You are often frightened by me, they say that Bab Yaga is evil, not good. I'm kind, I don't hurt anyone! Don't you? Do you want me to prove it to you? Do you want to celebrate while you're away from Santa Claus? Allow me!

Snow Maiden:
How about we believe it? What are you gonna do?

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Santa Claus:
Hello there! Here I am!
Happy New Year to you guys!
Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
I want everyone to be healthy.
And, of course, fun!

Snow Maiden:
Santa Claus! The kids were waiting for you. And now they want to sing you a song. Listen!

The song is "Hello, Father Christmas!"

Santa Claus:
Good song!
Now all the guys get up.
A friendly dance!
In the forest glade together
Celebrate the New Year!

The dancer "There was a merry Santa Claus."

Snow Maiden:
Santa Claus walked a long, long way.
Sit by our Christmas tree, rest a little.
It's fun to sing and dance today.
There will be our children.
Now read poetry.

Poems.

Santa Claus:
Well done! You read poetry well!

Santa Claus:
Good evening!

Snow Maiden:
Hello there!

Santa Claus:
It's been another beautiful year.
That's where you worked so well!
And what we didn't do,
Let everything happen in the new!

Snow Maiden:
Let the New Year on the threshold,
He will enter your home like a new friend.

Santa Claus:
Let them forget the way.
Sadness, adversity and ailment.

Snow Maiden:
And let them come in the year to come.
Good luck and success!

Santa Claus:
And let him be the best.
And the most joyful for all!

Snow Maiden:
Sent it! Lightning telegram! While we wait for an answer, let's play. And you, Snake Gorynych, play with us, who won the prize!

Snake Gorynych:
Come on, let's play. Who's the prize?

(Game from Snow Maiden)
I'll tell you a story.
A dozen and a half sentences.
I'll just say the word three.
Take the prize now!

We caught a pike once.
See what's inside.
I saw little fish.
And not one, but as many as five.

A hardened guy dreams.
To become an Olympic champion,
Look, don't be clever at the start,
And wait for the command: "One, two ... march"

When you want to memorize poetry,
They're not heated till late at night.
Repeat them to yourself.
One, another, or better, seven.

One day a train at the station
I had to wait three hours.
Well, you guys took the prize.
I give you a grade of five.

Snow Maiden:
Let's play another game: I'll read a poem, and you'll voice it.

In the woods at the Christmas tree in the New Year is a cheerful dance
Sitting firmly on the bitch, the rooster shouts:

All:
Ku-ka-re-ku.

And every time he gets back, the cow moans:

All:
Moo, moo, moo.

I wanted to say "bravo" to the singers, but only the cat came out:

All:
Meow.

- Don't make out any words, the frogs say:

All:
Kwa-qua-qua.

- And the snowman whispers a funny pig:

All:
Fuck, shit, shit.

And smiling at himself, the goat sang:

All:
Be-be-be-be.

- Who the fuck is that? The cuckoo shouted:

All:
Ku-ku.
1st presenter:Good evening, dear friends!
2nd presenter:We look forward to welcoming you to our New Year’s Eve!
1st presenter:On New Year’s Eve, I want to wish you something unusual: the light of the moon, the dance of snowflakes, the pearls of stars, the aroma of flowers. Believe in your star, and never lose hope.
Baba Yaga:Hello, hello, how are you? I really need to talk to you. I got a prestigious and highly paid job: I work as a special correspondent in the most famous magazine of the whole country. And I was assigned a responsible task: to interview the guests of the New Year's carnival. I didn't sleep last night, I was preparing all the questions. I cooked and prepared. Be kind and respond to one of the guests. Do you think the cat will catch up with the mouse?
Baba Yaga: You can count as you please, but the cat will never catch up because the mouse is on a bicycle. How does a cat know if there is a mouse in the mink?
Baba Yaga:A cat can find out very simply: see if there is a bicycle near the mink. And what do you think, who in our press described in this way: a little green in the ground lives, eats stones?
Baba Yaga:Don't you know a little green stone? I'm really surprised to the core. But perhaps some of you here will answer a little question about physics: If you forget about the law of gravity, drill a hole through the Earth and throw a stone into the hole, will it fly through this hole or not?
Baba Yaga: How can a stone fly through a hole when a little green stone eats it? But now the question is: what is a little black lying and buzzing?
Baba Yaga:It's Bug, Bug! Who's this little black guy lying there buzzing, but not Bug?
Baba Yaga: Hey, he's Bug's brother. Well, now you can tell for sure: what is a little black creeps on the glass, on the “in” begins? What's the name?
Baba Yaga: What wolf? It's a cockroach, and it's a V because it sticks out. And who is this little black man lying on the floor, on the "d" begins? What's the name?
Baba Yaga: I mean, you’re just like that, it’s a shame! It's a cockroach, and it's an "D" because it's been cockroaching. Sadly for you, you don't know what you only learn in school, I'd better go to another school, maybe there are smarter children. Ciao-cao!

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Questions for the quiz
1. What are Italians throwing out their windows to celebrate the arrival of a new life? (Furniture)
2. In Japan, 108 bells sound at the New Year. They symbolize getting rid of various vices (viciousness is a terrible, shameful defect). The Japanese believe that humans have 6 major vices, each of which can have 18 different shades. Among these human flaws are greed and frivolity. Name 4 more vices. (Foolishness, greed, anger, indecision)
3. The name of the fairy tale. It happens in winter. The main characters are two girls. One of them helps the hero, whose name is called the fairy tale. He gives her gifts and gives her marriage. ("Frost")
4. On the New Year’s table, Finns must have 2 products that symbolize a healthy lifestyle. One of them is grown in the garden by many Belarusians, and everyone uses it in one way or another for food. The second is given to people as a gift from insects. Name these two products. (Garlic and honey)
5. What gift is not customary to make on New Year's Eve in China for fear of calling the owners of the house misfortune? This useful thing is in the house of everyone, and often even in several versions. According to a Russian proverb, people who are happy do not look at her. Name this thing. (Clock)
6. In the Middle East, it is not customary to skimp when choosing a New Year's gift, since your costs can always be compensated by visiting those for whom the gift is prepared. How do these costs pay off? (It is customary for a guest to give something that he will praise when he enters the hosts house.)
7. In the African country of Kenya, a guest who came to the New Year from afar, it is customary to feed 2 days. What should a guest do on the third day? (Start working)
8. List the annual symbols of the Eastern calendar. (Rat, Bull (Ox), Tiger, Cat (Rabbit, Hare), Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat (Sheep), Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig (Boar))

Host 2:The next competition is attended by the winners of the previous quiz. I give each participant 2 candy. You have to sing a few lines from a song about winter, who stops - gives the candy.

When everyone sings a song, the second round of the competition begins: notes are transmitted in a circle in the cap, in which the words on the New Year’s theme are written (snow, Christmas tree, Christmas tree, needles, horses, Santa Claus, horse, toys, white, etc.). Whoever pulls out the note should sing the song that contains the word. Again, the one who doesn't have an answer gives up his candy, and if the candy is out, he drops out.

The third round of the competition is a film competition. In turn, players call movies that take place in winter. Those who cannot give an answer give the candy or drop out. The remaining players receive prizes.

Santa Claus:
New Year’s Eve is always a memory. How was the year planned? What happened and what didn't? Let's listen to the director of our college, (names the surname, first name, patronymic of the director). Please estimate the year that goes by your usual five-point system.

The director speaks, talks about the main, in his opinion, events of the year that took place in college, assesses the year outgoing in points.

Snow Maiden:
What about the plans?

The speaker briefly, preferably with humor, shares his plans for the future. In conclusion, Santa Claus thanks the director, wishes him and his team good luck and fulfillment of wishes.
Snow Maiden:
And now before you is a team of amateur art, which this year was one of the highest, as they say, ratings.

A concert number is being performed. Santa Claus, Snow Maiden and, of course, the audience thank the amateur artists who present them with New Year gifts.

"A House Built in the Woods"

This is a house that was built in the woods.
And here's Santa Claus, the cool old man,
Who wears a red caftan,
And any weather.
Happy New Year!
From a house built in the woods.
But the Snow Maiden is a grumpy girl.
Who's been languishing in girls for a long time.
But he loves Santa Claus, that old man.
Who wears a red caftan,
And any weather.
Happy New Year!
From a house built in the woods!
And here are the fun kids.
They like beautiful books.
But life prepares them for such surprises.
I said that for a reprise.
The Snow Maiden will congratulate them.
Who's been languishing in girls for a long time.
And Santa Claus is a tough old man.
Who wears a red caftan,
And any weather.
Happy New Year!
From a house built in the woods!
And here's my mother, a beautiful aunt,
She's tired at TTK at work.
Mama makes a fluffy tree

He is also a husband to his mother.
My mother is a very beautiful aunt.
She's tired at TTK at work.
Mama makes a fluffy tree
I need my dad to do better.
And those kids need a tree,
Who like funny books,
And life prepares them for such surprises,
It's a bit of a stupid reprise.
The Snow Maiden will congratulate them.
Who's been languishing in girls for a long time.
And Santa Claus is a tough old man.
Who wears a red caftan,
And any weather.
Happy New Year!
From a house built in the woods!
Here's the New Year! And everyone's excited.
2009 was a big award.
And Dad's not being strict at all.
He stood on the road for a long time.
In the traffic police, their dad serves.
He is also a husband to his mother.
And my mother is a very beautiful aunt,
She's tired at TTK at work.
They make a fluffy tree together.
I mean, dad's a good thing.
And the tree makes those kids happy.
Who like funny books,
And life prepares them for such surprises,
We're all sick of the stupid reprise.
All of them will be congratulated by the Snow Maiden.
Who's been languishing in girls for a long time.
And Santa Claus is a tough old man.
Who wears a red caftan,
And any weather.
Happy New Year!
From a house built in the woods!

There is music, there are 2 leading (girl angels).
1st: I told you we needed help!
2nd: I know, I know! I forgot about the New Year!
1st: What? It doesn't fit in at all!
2nd: Okay, that's not the point now, what do we do?
There's music and a devil comes out.
Damn: Like I thought, you can't do anything!
1 and 2: What? ?
Damn: Yes, I say stand here watching you... You're funny!!!
1st: Fuck you!
2nd: We're still kind.
CH: You got me wrong! I want to help, but with one condition!
1st: Which one?
CH: I've got some good things to do, and if someone doesn't do them, I'll take one of you with me!
2nd: I disagree!
1st: What if everyone does?
CH: I'll leave you immediately!
1st: Agreed!
CH: Well! I guess I lost!!
1st: Yeah, as you can see, we've all done our homework!
2nd: You've fulfilled your part of the contract!
CH: Well! Like I said, I'm leaving you, but I'll be back!
(Damn goes away)
1st: You see, our party was a success!
2nd: Yeah, that's right! Come on, we’re already waiting for you!
1st: Right! Let's go quickly.